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Category: Blog: Eurovision Greatest Hits

Eurovision Greatest Hits: Sameyakh (Israel, 2000)

The backing track sounds a lot like Gina G’s ‘Ooh Ahh…Just A Little Bit’, but the singing sounds anything but happy.

Eurovision Greatest Hits: S.A.G.A.P.O. (Greece, 2002)

SAGAPO

Let’s face it, this isn’t so much about the song as the fantastic styling and performance. This is exactly the type of shit Mission Eurovision loves!

Eurovision Greatest Hits: Weil der Mensch zählt (Austria, 2003)

Weil der Mensch zählt

Not only was this entertaining with a random rock riff thrown in at the end of the chorus, the lyrics were about hares and birds and cats pancake stripes (no, I don’t know) and “wool of the dromedary from Africa”.

Eurovision Greatest Hits: Irlande Douze Pointe (Ireland, 2008)

Dustin the turkey

As far as novelty entries go, a puppet turkey banging on about the Eurovision voting system is pretty much at the pinnacle.

(Junior) Eurovision Greatest Hits: Si on voulait bien (France, 2004)

Junior Eurovision 2004. Thomas Pontier, this little French boy, sashayed out onto the stage and SLAYED. Classy, timeless and effortless.

Eurovision Greatest Hits: We Are The Winners (Lithuania, 2006)

We are the winners

Looking like a gaggle of used car salesmen out on the piss after reaching their quarterly targets, LT United manage to make this part football chant / part gameshow tune SO DAMN CATCHY!

Eurovision Greatest Hits: Moustache (France, 2014)

Happy, bouncy, jumpy AND it’s about moustaches. Should be a WIN WIN, right? Except, bizarrely, this came LAST and only scored 2 points.

Eurovision Greatest Hits: We Are Slavic (Poland, 2014)

We Are Slavic

We all remember ‘My Słowianie – We Are Slavic’ by Donatan & Cleo. Or, at least, we all remember the performance in 2014’s Eurovision Song Contest. That butter churning, amirite?

Eurovision Greatest Hits: Eastern European Funk (Lithuania, 2010)

Eastern European Funk

It’s our Eurovision Greatest Hits! First up, it’s InCulto’s ‘Eastern European Funk’ from 2010. This ska-infused song is a total bop and regularly features on our pre-Eurovision party playlists while preparing our food.

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