Eurovision Greatest Hits: We Are Slavic (Poland, 2014)
We all remember ‘My Słowianie – We Are Slavic’ by Donatan & Cleo. Or, at least, we all remember the performance in 2014’s Eurovision Song Contest. That butter churning, amirite? Poland finished a respectable (to UK standards) 14th in the final and attracted a fair amount of unnecessary controversy to boot. Isn’t this what Eurovision is all about? Traditional dress, yeah?
All references to boobs aside, this is a catchy pop song we’d be slut-dropping to in a club if we could get that low.