We don’t know what to say here. We all feel pretty helpless. The people at UNICEF seem to know how to help the kids in Ukraine, Gaza & Armenia (amongst, sadly, many other countries). Donate to UNICEF by clicking through this big box here. We’ll be updating our games this year but not much else, sorry.

Eurovision 2024 SCORECARDS

We know what we like, and we know what we don’t like, and we’re pretty sure that the criteria WE use isn’t the same as the jury. Join us in being your very own Judgey McJudge-Face with the Mission Eurovision scorecards!

SEMI-FINALS

The Grand Final

The scorecard for the 2024 Eurovision Grand Final will be here on Friday 10th May!*

*Not guaranteed if Estonia is not in the final. We may be sulking.

How to play

Well, this one is pretty simple. You’re going to award marks out of 10 in each of our special categories:

BOP-ABILITY: How much of a bop, a banger, a CHOON the song is! Makes you wanna (dirty) dance!
GIVES ME ALL THE FEELS: Does it make you all warm and fuzzy inside? Does it make you delirious with joy? Does it make your heart ache – and not just because you ate ALL the sausage rolls?
OUTFITS BE SNATCHED: Category is: FIERCE! Dressed to impress, and not a nip-slip in sight.
FLAWLESS PERFORMANCE: On a scale of Jemini to Conchita, how much did they NAIL IT?

Add up the totals to give each act a score out of 40, then compare with your guests to see if you agree or disagree!

IN YOUR BROWSER

Don’t have access to a printer? Want to update your scores here instead? No worries! Mobile users: scroll to the right to see all columns

SONGBOP-ABILITYGIVES ME ALL THE FEELSOUTFITS BE SNATCHEDFLAWLESS PERFORMANCETOTAL
Czech Republic flag We Are Domi
Lights Off
Romania flag WRS
Llámame
Portugal flag Maro
Saudade, saudade
Finland flag The Rasmus
Jezebel
Switzerland flag Marius Bear
Boys Do Cry
France flag Alvan & Ahez
Fulenn
Norway flag Subwoolfer
Give That Wolf a Banana
Armenia flag Rosa Linn
Snap
Italy flag Mahmood & Blanco
Brividi
Spain flag Chanel
SloMo
The Netherlands flag S10
De diepte
Ukraine flag Kalush Orchestra
Stefania (Стефанія)
Germany flag Malik Harris
Rockstars
Lithuania flag Monika Liu
Sentimentai
Azerbaijan flag Nadir Rustamli
Fade to Black
Belgium flag Jérémie Makiese
Miss You
Greece flag Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord
Die Together
Iceland flag Systur
Með hækkandi sól
Moldova flag Zdob și Zdub & Advahov Brothers
Trenulețul
Sweden flag Cornelia Jakobs
Hold Me Closer
Australia flag Sheldon Riley
Not The Same
United Kingdom flag Sam Ryder
SPACE MAN
Poland flag Ochman
River
Serbia flag Konstrakta
In corpore sano
Estonia flag Stefan
Hope

PSST...

We know it’s also fun to pretend to be the Official Jury and rank the songs from nil to douze points. This year we will be using a fun new app to share and compare our votes with others, and you can too! Follow the link below to set up your own private party and invite friends to join in.