We don’t know what to say here. We all feel pretty helpless. The people at UNICEF seem to know how to help the kids in Ukraine, Gaza & Armenia (amongst, sadly, many other countries). Donate to UNICEF by clicking through this big box here. We’ll be updating our games this year but not much else, sorry.

MISSION EUROVISION'S
OLD CLASSIC DRINKING GAME

This isn’t big and it isn’t clever.

Apologies to anyone who played along in 2022. We knew Sam Ryder was good but we’re so burned from years of Eurovision failure, we never expected that!

TAKE 1 SIP FROM YOUR DRINK FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING:
  • A contestant wearing feathers
  • A contestant wearing sequins
  • A glitter cannon
  • Thanking the host country (that's us!!!) for a wonderful evening
  • A wind machine
  • Clappy bit!
  • Someone wearing a hat
  • The UK gets 1 point from a jury vote
  • A song about love
  • Rapping
TAKE 1 LARGE GULP FROM YOUR DRINK FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING:
  • A host wearing feathers
  • A host wearing sequins
  • Key change!
  • Fake rain
  • A song that sounds like last year's winner
  • Technical issue with sound / lighting / visuals
  • The UK gets 5 points from a jury vote
  • Somebody singing out of tune
  • A song about peace
  • Children backing singers / dancers
DOWN A (SMALL RESPONSIBLE) SHOT FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING:
  • Somebody reading out the jury votes wearing feathers
  • Somebody reading out the jury votes wearing sequins
  • Somebody winks at the camera
  • Somebody cries
  • Obviously fake instrument playing
  • Verka Serduchka!
  • The UK gets 12 points from a jury vote
  • Wardrobe malfunction